This list was submitted by Drunkard on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:05 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Kill 'Em All, Let Xenu Sort 'Em Out Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jon Voight | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Barry Gibb | Alive | 79 |
| 8 | Cindy Adams | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Milan Kundera | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Casey Anthony | Alive | 40 |
| 5 | Mumia Abu-Jamal | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Morgan Freeman | Alive | 89 |
| 3 | Eduard Shevardnadze | July 7th, 2014 | 86 |
| 2 | Bobby Vee | October 24th, 2016 | 73 |
| 1 | Warren Buffett | Alive | 95 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014