Puck Monkey — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00451 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 5:35 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Jack Paar	January 27th, 2004	85
8	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
7	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
6	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
5	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
4	Peggy Lee	January 21st, 2002	81
3	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
2	Al Lewis	February 3rd, 2006	82
1	Evel Knievel	November 30th, 2007	69
10 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002