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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

The End Is Near II

Submitted by The Evil Optimist on December 31, 2012.

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The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Ted NugentAlive Alive ?
9 Hillary ClintonAlive Alive 79
8 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
7 B. B. King May 14, 2015 May 14, 2015 89
6 Vin ScullyAug 2, 2022 Aug 2, 2022 94
5 Ralph KinerFeb 6, 2014 Feb 6, 2014 91
4 Yogi BerraSep 22, 2015 Sep 22, 2015 90
3 Arnold PalmerSep 25, 2016 Sep 25, 2016 87
2 Henry KissingerNov 29, 2023 Nov 29, 2023 100
1 Tim ConwayMay 14, 2019 May 14, 2019 85

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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As Captain Dallas in Alien, he responded to a monster with acid for blood by personally crawling into an air duct after it — the kind of leadership that gets you eaten in the second act. He outlived that decision by 47 years. Then he was Viper in Top Gun, the only man in the movie who kept his shirt on for volleyball. He also won an Emmy for Picket Fences, which nobody under 50 can describe. The Reaper finally got a tone on him. Fox two.