This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 3:50 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Elie Wiesel | July 2nd, 2016 | 87 |
8 | Margot Kidder | May 13th, 2018 | 69 |
7 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 80 |
6 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 63 |
5 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 38 |
4 | Mary Olsen | Alive | ? |
3 | Ashley Olsen | Alive | ? |
2 | Boy George | Alive | 63 |
1 | George Michael | December 25th, 2016 | 53 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003