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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 3:50 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Elie WieselJuly 2nd, 201687
8Margot KidderMay 13th, 201869
7Michael DouglasAlive80
6Michael J. FoxAlive63
5Lindsay LohanAlive38
4Mary OlsenAlive?
3Ashley OlsenAlive?
2Boy GeorgeAlive63
1George MichaelDecember 25th, 201653
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003