This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 3:50 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Elie Wiesel | July 2nd, 2016 | 87 |
| 8 | Margot Kidder | May 13th, 2018 | 69 |
| 7 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 6 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 65 |
| 5 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 39 |
| 4 | Mary Olsen | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Ashley Olsen | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Boy George | Alive | 64 |
| 1 | George Michael | December 25th, 2016 | 53 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005