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This list was submitted by Martha on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 1:06 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Rent is Too Damn High Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
7Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014