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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 7:13 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
9Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
8Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
7Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Iron Eyes Cody January 4th, 199994
4Louie AndersonJanuary 21st, 202268
3Mel Torme June 5th, 1999?
2Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
1Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

She read his mind and her face grew sad, sadder than anything he had ever seen and she turned her eyes on him and he could see clear through them into the goodness of her soul and he knew she wasn't a blackmailer and his first impression had been right; she was a girl who had come face to face with fate and had lost, but in losing hadn't lost all, for there was the light of holiness in her face that time when he was her friend, when he thought that a look like that belonged only in a church when you were praying or getting married or something, a light that was there now for him to see while she played a song that told him he was her friend and she was his, a friendship that was more than that, it was a trust and he believed it. What a sap.

(d) July 17th, 2006