This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 at 9:54 AM PDT for The August 2012 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kitty Kallen | January 7th, 2016 | 94 |
| 9 | Arlen Specter | October 14th, 2012 | 82 |
| 8 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 7 | Andy Williams | September 26th, 2012 | 84 |
| 6 | Bobby Rydell | April 5th, 2022 | 79 |
| 5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 4 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 3 | Wilfredo Benitez | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Chris Christie | Alive | 63 |
| 16 points | 2 hits | ||
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999