This list was submitted by USER00108 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 11:13 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Tofilau Alesana | March 19th, 1999 | 74 |
| 8 | Helen Rollason | August 9th, 1999 | 43 |
| 7 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 6 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 5 | Kathryn Schoonover | March 25th, 1999 | 50 |
| 4 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
| 3 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 35 points | 5 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998