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This list was submitted by USER00108 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 11:13 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Tofilau Alesana March 19th, 199974
8Helen Rollason August 9th, 199943
7Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
6Harry SecombeApril 11th, 200179
5Kathryn Schoonover March 25th, 199950
4Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
3Dusty Springfield March 2nd, 199959
2Not Famous 
1Not Famous 
35 points 5 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998