Chicago Jake — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	Anthony Quinn	June 3rd, 2001	86
8	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
7	Senor Wences	April 20th, 1999	103
6	Al Lewis	February 3rd, 2006	82
5	Desmond Llewelyn	December 19th, 1999	85
4	Hume Cronyn	June 15th, 2003	91
3	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
2	Not Famous
1	Sam Snead	May 23rd, 2002	89
12 points		2 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999