Hurry Up and Die Already, Part II

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This list was submitted by hurryupndiealready on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 4:49 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
3Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
2Ivan Demyanyuk March 17th, 201291
1Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998