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This list was submitted by Rat Bastard on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 2:52 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
9Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
5Patrick MacneeJune 25th, 201593
4Andy Williams September 26th, 201284
3King Sihanouk October 14th, 201289
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998