Rachel's Salem Haunting 5

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This list was submitted by Rachel A on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 12:10 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
5Rupert MurdochAlive94
4Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
3Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
2Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
1Rip TornJuly 9th, 201988
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002