This list was submitted by USER01531 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 12:05 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 6 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 5 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 2 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 19 points | 2 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998