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This list was submitted by PIANOGIRL on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 10:01 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
9Etta James January 20th, 201273
8Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
5Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
4Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
3Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
2Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998