Future fossils — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by fossilhead on Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 at 2:31 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Etta James	January 20th, 2012	73
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
7	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
6	Frank Cady	June 10th, 2012	96
5	Tariq Aziz	June 5th, 2015	79
4	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
3	Ivan Demyanyuk	March 17th, 2012	91
2	Andy Griffith	July 3rd, 2012	86
1	Ed Ames	May 21st, 2023	95
21 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002