dig a shallow grave

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This list was submitted by shootingstar on Saturday, December 17th, 2011 at 4:15 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the kelly's dead Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
8Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
7Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
2Tab HunterJuly 8th, 201886
1Shirley TempleFebruary 10th, 201485
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002