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This list was submitted by bruinmom on Monday, December 28th, 1998 at 9:20 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Johnny PayCheck	February 19th, 2003	64
8	Larry Linville	April 10th, 2000	?
7	Boxcar Willie	April 12th, 1999	67
6	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
5	King Hussein	February 7th, 1999	63
4	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
3	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
2	Vaclav Havel	December 18th, 2011	75
1	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
22 points		3 hits

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013