This list was submitted by DePressED on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 5:59 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 9 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 8 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 7 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 6 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 3 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 2 | Harmon Killebrew | May 17th, 2011 | 74 |
| 1 | Muammar Gaddafi | October 20th, 2011 | 69 |
| 9 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998