This list was submitted by DC Celebrity Necrologist on Sunday, April 10th, 2011 at 9:31 AM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Morgan Freeman | Alive | 89 |
| 9 | Leon Russell | November 13th, 2016 | 74 |
| 8 | Tom DeLay | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Sam Donaldson | Alive | 92 |
| 6 | Alonzo Mourning | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Jimmy Swaggart | Alive | 91 |
| 4 | Ben Affleck | Alive | 53 |
| 3 | Martin Milner | September 6th, 2015 | 83 |
| 2 | Leon Spinks | February 5th, 2021 | 67 |
| 1 | Bud Selig | Alive | ? |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021