A Date With Sebree In The Afterlife

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This list was submitted by Tomtsled on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 5:20 AM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
8Muammar GaddafiOctober 20th, 201169
7Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
6Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
5Not Famous 
4Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
3Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
2Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
1Ralph BrancaNovember 23rd, 201690
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998