This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 7:14 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
8 | Eleanor Mondale | September 17th, 2011 | 51 |
7 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
6 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
5 | Harmon Killebrew | May 17th, 2011 | 74 |
4 | Kitty Wells | July 16th, 2012 | 92 |
3 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
2 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
1 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
5 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021