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This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 7:14 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
8Eleanor MondaleSeptember 17th, 201151
7Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
6Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
5Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
4Kitty WellsJuly 16th, 201292
3Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
2Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
1Gene ShalitAlive99
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021