This list was submitted by mommyster on Monday, January 24th, 2011 at 7:37 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Randy Johnson | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Brock Lesnar | Alive | 48 |
| 8 | Cleo Laine | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Rupert Everett | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
| 5 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 4 | Louie Anderson | January 21st, 2022 | 68 |
| 3 | Garrett Morris | Alive | 89 |
| 2 | Arlo Guthrie | Alive | 78 |
| 1 | Regis Philbin | July 24th, 2020 | 88 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998