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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 3:46 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Gerry Rafferty January 4th, 201163
7Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
6Ivan DemyanyukMarch 17th, 201291
5Ferlin Husky March 17th, 201185
4Boris SpasskyAlive85
3Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
2Anne Francis January 2nd, 201180
1Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
18 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999