This list was submitted by Left Behind to DIE! on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 at 4:22 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sherwood Schwartz | July 12th, 2011 | 94 |
| 9 | Not Famous | ||
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 3 | Barron Hilton | September 19th, 2019 | 91 |
| 2 | Peter Falk | June 23rd, 2011 | 83 |
| 1 | Fred Phelps | March 19th, 2014 | 84 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998