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This list was submitted by Left Behind to DIE! on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 at 4:22 PM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
9Not Famous 
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Not Famous 
6Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
5Not Famous 
4James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
3Barron HiltonSeptember 19th, 201991
2Peter FalkJune 23rd, 201183
1Fred PhelpsMarch 19th, 201484
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998