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This list was submitted by DePressED on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 5:31 PM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Phoebe SnowApril 26th, 201160
9Melvin LairdNovember 16th, 201694
8Dennis Hopper May 29th, 201074
7Merlin Olsen March 11th, 201069
6Maurice LucasOctober 31st, 201058
5Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
4Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
3Stansfield TurnerJanuary 18th, 201894
2Anne FrancisJanuary 2nd, 201180
1Bill ShamblinAlive?
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999