This list was submitted by DePressED on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 5:31 PM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Phoebe Snow | April 26th, 2011 | 60 |
9 | Melvin Laird | November 16th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Dennis Hopper | May 29th, 2010 | 74 |
7 | Merlin Olsen | March 11th, 2010 | 69 |
6 | Maurice Lucas | October 31st, 2010 | 58 |
5 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
4 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
3 | Stansfield Turner | January 18th, 2018 | 94 |
2 | Anne Francis | January 2nd, 2011 | 80 |
1 | Bill Shamblin | Alive | ? |
19 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999