A bunch of old rich farts

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This list was submitted by FatMAXX on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 9:17 AM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mitch Miller July 31st, 201099
9Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
6June Havoc March 28th, 201096
5Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
4Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003