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This list was submitted by texasmick on Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 at 8:18 AM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Peter O'TooleDecember 14th, 201381
9Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
8Hamid KarzaiAlive?
7Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
6Roseanne BarrAlive?
5Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
4Paul PrudhommeOctober 8th, 201575
3EminemAlive52
2Rip TornJuly 9th, 201988
1Gary Coleman May 28th, 201042
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003