The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Hurry Up and Die Already, Part III

Submitted by hurryupndiealready on December 25, 2009.

Score

4hits so far

17tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Peter FalkJun 23, 2011	Jun 23, 2011	83
9	James RandiOct 20, 2020	Oct 20, 2020	92
8	Gloria Stuart hitSep 26, 2010	Sep 26, 2010	100
7	Jack KevorkianJun 3, 2011	Jun 3, 2011	83
6	Robert Byrd hitJun 28, 2010	Jun 28, 2010	92
5	Annette FunicelloApr 8, 2013	Apr 8, 2013	70
4	Herbert LomSep 27, 2012	Sep 27, 2012	95
3	Abe VigodaJan 26, 2016	Jan 26, 2016	94
2	Ernie Harwell hitMay 4, 2010	May 4, 2010	92
1	Elizabeth Edwards hitDec 7, 2010	Dec 7, 2010	61

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!