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This list was submitted by codergrrl on Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 8:12 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10B. B. King May 14th, 201589
9Bea Arthur April 25th, 200986
8Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
7Tom SizemoreMarch 3rd, 202361
6Amy WinehouseJuly 23rd, 201127
5Anne RiceDecember 11th, 202180
4Suzanne SomersOctober 15th, 202376
3Steve-OAlive?
2Sherman HemsleyJuly 24th, 201274
1Patrick Swayze September 14th, 200957
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021