This list was submitted by codergrrl on Friday, December 12th, 2008 at 8:12 AM PST for The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
9 | Bea Arthur | April 25th, 2009 | 86 |
8 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
7 | Tom Sizemore | March 3rd, 2023 | 61 |
6 | Amy Winehouse | July 23rd, 2011 | 27 |
5 | Anne Rice | December 11th, 2021 | 80 |
4 | Suzanne Somers | October 15th, 2023 | 76 |
3 | Steve-O | Alive | ? |
2 | Sherman Hemsley | July 24th, 2012 | 74 |
1 | Patrick Swayze | September 14th, 2009 | 57 |
10 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021