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This list was submitted by But Is It Art? on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 5:40 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
9Earl Butz February 2nd, 200898
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6George JonesApril 26th, 201381
5Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
4Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
3Esther WilliamsJune 6th, 201391
2Cal WorthingtonSeptember 8th, 201392
1Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999