Jacks or Better Off Dead — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by ReaperMadness on Sunday, December 30th, 2007 at 10:46 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Jack Kevorkian	June 3rd, 2011	83
9	Jack Klugman	December 24th, 2012	90
8	Jack LaLanne	January 23rd, 2011	96
7	Jack Welch	March 1st, 2020	84
6	Jackie Cooper	May 3rd, 2011	88
5	Jackie Mason	July 24th, 2021	?
4	Jake LaMotta	September 19th, 2017	96
3	Jack Germond	August 14th, 2013	85
2	Jack Ramsay	April 27th, 2014	89
1	James Whitmore	February 6th, 2009	87
0 points		0 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002