This list was submitted by yeah yeah buh bye on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 7:59 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Tammy Messner | July 20th, 2007 | 65 |
9 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
6 | Bill Walsh | July 30th, 2007 | 75 |
5 | Art Buchwald | January 17th, 2007 | 81 |
4 | Luciano Pavarotti | September 6th, 2007 | 71 |
3 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
2 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
1 | John Forsythe | April 1st, 2010 | 92 |
43 points | 7 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003