This list was submitted by oregontrail on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 6:42 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
9 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
8 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
6 | Richard Widmark | March 24th, 2008 | 93 |
5 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
4 | Suzanne Pleshette | January 19th, 2008 | 70 |
3 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
2 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
1 | Estelle Getty | July 22nd, 2008 | 84 |
13 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021