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This list was submitted by oregontrail on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 6:42 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Farrah FawcettJune 25th, 200962
8Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
5Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
4Suzanne PleshetteJanuary 19th, 200870
3Joey Bishop October 17th, 200789
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021