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This list was submitted by USER01515 on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 1:21 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke Astor August 13th, 2007105
9Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
8Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
7Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
6Lady Bird Johnson July 11th, 200794
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Paul HarveyFebruary 28th, 200990
3Andrew WyethJanuary 16th, 200991
2David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
1Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021