This list was submitted by USER01515 on Saturday, December 30th, 2006 at 1:21 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
9 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
8 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
7 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
6 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Paul Harvey | February 28th, 2009 | 90 |
3 | Andrew Wyeth | January 16th, 2009 | 91 |
2 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
1 | Richard Widmark | March 24th, 2008 | 93 |
16 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021