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This list was submitted by USER00108 on Sunday, May 31st, 1998 at 5:08 PM PDT for The June '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Dan Quisenberry September 30th, 199845
8Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
7Larry LinvilleApril 10th, 2000?
6Not Famous 
5Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
4Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
3Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
2Not Famous 
1Paddy LeahyDecember 17th, 199881
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021