Hurry & dig! There is gold in them thar teeth

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This list was submitted by Starwanderer on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 9:52 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Leon Askin June 3rd, 200597
9Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
8Hildegarde Sell July 29th, 200599
7Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
6Michael DeBakeyJuly 11th, 200899
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
3Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
2Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
1Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
34 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014