This list was submitted by USER00977 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 2:57 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 9 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 8 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
| 7 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 6 | Robert Wise | September 14th, 2005 | 91 |
| 5 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 4 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
| 3 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 1 | Eddie Robinson | April 3rd, 2007 | 88 |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014