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This list was submitted by CadillacJ on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 1:52 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
8John ForsytheApril 1st, 201092
7Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
6James Doohan July 20th, 200585
5Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
4Van JohnsonDecember 12th, 200892
3Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
2Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021