JMK-Deadly DooRight

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This list was submitted by USER01551 on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 7:41 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George Kennan March 17th, 2005101
9Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
8Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
7Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
6Joe EszterhasAlive?
5James Doohan July 20th, 200585
4Abu al-ZarqawiJune 8th, 200639
3Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
2Prince Rainier April 6th, 200581
1Ron SantoDecember 3rd, 201070
20 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003