This list was submitted by USER02141 on Wednesday, December 29th, 2004 at 3:08 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 9 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 6 | Charlton Heston | April 5th, 2008 | 84 |
| 5 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 4 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 3 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 2 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 1 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 30 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998