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This list was submitted by Rigor on Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 at 11:05 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
9Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
8Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
3Not Famous 
2Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
1Estelle GettyJuly 22nd, 200884
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999