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This list was submitted by Wednesday on Tuesday, December 28th, 2004 at 10:02 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
9John GalbraithApril 29th, 200697
8Simon Wiesenthal September 20th, 200596
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5Eddie Albert May 26th, 200599
4Studs TerkelOctober 31st, 200896
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
1Liza MinnelliAlive75
13 points 2 hits 


Guess the Stiff!


Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002