DGD - Use all your well-learned politesse

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This list was submitted by DGD on Monday, December 27th, 2004 at 8:03 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
7Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
6George Kennan March 17th, 2005101
5Edward Heath July 17th, 200589
4Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
3Rosa Parks October 24th, 200592
2Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
1Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002