This list was submitted by lindbergh on Sunday, December 26th, 2004 at 7:09 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 7 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 6 | Arthur Miller | February 10th, 2005 | 89 |
| 5 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 4 | Verne Troyer | April 21st, 2018 | 49 |
| 3 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 2 | William Rehnquist | September 3rd, 2005 | 80 |
| 1 | Caspar Weinberger | March 28th, 2006 | 88 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002