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This list was submitted by Digger O Dell 10 on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 6:32 PM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
7Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
6Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
5Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
4George Kennan March 17th, 2005101
3Max Schmeling February 2nd, 200599
2Hildegarde Sell July 29th, 200599
1Patty BergSeptember 10th, 200688
19 points 4 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998