He's Dead Jim

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This list was submitted by bone rattler on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 8:28 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul II April 2nd, 200584
9William Rehnquist September 3rd, 200580
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
6Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Studs TerkelOctober 31st, 200896
3Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
2Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
1Paul HarveyFebruary 28th, 200990
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998