Die, You Insufferable Bitches, Die

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This list was submitted by USER01797 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 10:51 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
9Madeleine AlbrightMarch 23rd, 202284
8Barbra StreisandAlive84
7Hillary ClintonAlive78
6MadonnaAlive68
5Janeane GarofaloAlive?
4Rosie O'DonnellAlive?
3Susan SarandonAlive79
2Arianna HuffingtonAlive?
1Not Famous 
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Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019