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This list was submitted by Corpse Counter on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 3:37 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
7Tony Randall May 17th, 200484
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
4John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
3Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
2Richard DawsonJune 2nd, 201279
1Jack PalanceNovember 10th, 200687
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013