They are all old or sick — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER01206 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:54 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
9	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
8	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
7	Max Schmeling	February 2nd, 2005	99
6	Art Linkletter	May 26th, 2010	97
5	Abe Vigoda	January 26th, 2016	94
4	Ernest Borgnine	July 8th, 2012	95
3	Monty Hall	September 30th, 2017	96
2	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
1	Hugh Hefner	September 27th, 2017	91
9 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002