This list was submitted by USER01525 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 9:53 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|9||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|8||George Kennan||March 17th, 2005||101|
|7||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|6||Leon Askin||June 3rd, 2005||97|
|5||Max Schmeling||February 2nd, 2005||99|
|4||Eddie Albert||May 26th, 2005||99|
|3||Al Lopez||October 30th, 2005||97|
|2||John Galbraith||April 29th, 2006||97|
|9 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003